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Underground Mafias Army Returns to the Community

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Underground Mafias Empire- A historical army that has been embedded in many important moments in our community has recently returned, and is already making some moves to contend for the top spot on the top ten.

The Underground Mafias Army were brought back on August 15th, 2016, by Mach.  Mach has spent a well amount of his army career in UMA, so it’s a reasonable choice to have him at the helm of this storied army.  The last time UMA was alive was during February 2016, dubbed “The Underground Era” by UMA troops.  A big part of that generation being successful was due to Jester buying advertisements that were placed on the popular Club Penguin Private Server, CPPS.me.

UMA in February 2016.

 

The Rebel Penguin Federation transferred historical server Mittens to the UMA to help them get off their feet.  Then, UMA had scheduled invasions of the entire ACP empire earlier today because of ACP holding possession of Mammoth, but ACP leader Super Edwin worked out an agreement with Mach that lead to all invasions on ACP being canceled.  The ACP traded Mammoth, Belly Slide, and Ice Cave in return for neutrality with UMA and UMA’s efforts to get an alliance formed by RPF off of ACPs backs.

Moments later, the server Belly Slide was traded to the Smart Penguins for another historical UMA server, Flurry.  UMA plans to get Sabertooth from the Army Republic because of it being very important in UMA’s history.  It is unknown how far UMA will go to get Sabertooth from AR.

I managed to grab an interview with Mach, current UMA leader.

Interview with Mach, UMA Leader

CPAC (Doctor Mine Turtle): Why did you decide to bring back the Underground Mafias Army?

Mach: I had been talking to some friends of mine who were great UMA troops in the past and I felt like if I was really going to return to CPA, I wanted to have some genuine fun, and not have it be about “legacy building”.  So I brought back UMA with my good friend Step.

CPAC: What are your goals for this generation of UMA?

Mach: I haven’t gotten a grip on how armies work yet since I’ve been out of the game for a couple of months, but I’m hoping we can reclaim the top spot on CPAC, as well as have a decent presence on the server map, even though I don’t think that CP Armies are like Pokemon, so I won’t be trying to “catch ’em all.”

CPAC: Are there any armies UMA plans to target in the future?

Mach: AHH LEMME QUICKLY SHOUT OUT MY N**** MUSTAPHA HE HAS MORE NULLS ON DCP CHAT THAN CHEY HAS INCHES ON HER FOREHEAD LMFAOOOOO MY DUDE MUSTAPHA TRYING TO GET DCP TO TURN ON ME.  MUSTAPHA DOESN’T REALIZE I’M GONNA DROWN HIS PARROT IN HIS F****** FISH TANK.  THAT P**** A** N**** CAN’T EVEN GET ANY B****** LIKE IN ALL HONESTY HE WAS LIKE “MACH YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A SQUAD” BUT N**** WHILE YOUR SQUAD IS BUSY NULLING UP, MY SQUAD IS PULLING UP.  But other than that, no armies have expressed desire to attack the UMA, all relations are currently stable at the moment.  *Flexes*.

CPAC: How long do you think UMA will last?

Mach: lol.

CPAC: Any last words?

Mach: If you’re reading this then I swear on my mothers life I will join the UMA.  Hahahahahaha, you swore on your mothers life you F****** F***** NOW DO IT >>>>>> CPArmyCentral.com XDDDDDD LOLS WARY.

As you can see in the interview above, Mach is clearly all about having a good time while he leads UMA, but also want’s to do well in this community and return UMA to the world power it used to be.

What do YOU think?  Will UMA rise to the top and become a dominant army?  Will we see a fiery DCP VS UMA war?  Will Army Republic give UMA Sabertooth?  Here at CPAC, we want to hear from YOU!  Leave YOUR thoughts down in the comments below!

Doctor Mine Turtle

CPA Central Editor-in-Chief

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8 Responses

  1. What the fuck Mach? 😂 You’re portably high as some little kid from vine who talks high with their basketball bouncing on his forehead.

  2. Yas.

  3. As much as I like and hope UMA succeeds I don’t think it will.

  4. UMA you do not have to use force in order to obtain your servers considering we were brother allies before you shut down, you should rely on a more peaceful method first.

  5. Mach is highly portable, we carry him everywhere.

  6. lol

  7. huuuuuh

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