Trader’s Tales Episode 1: CPA Leader Meets Police

New York, Trader’s Home – It seemed like a normal afternoon during the Summer of 2015 for Trader. Trader was given information that a certain somebody, known as Phin, was giving out pictures for Xats. Continue to read the story..

Trader, being the amazing prankster that he is, didn’t believe this story. He went and gathered a team to test this rumor that he had heard. After gathering the best team in the community, Chip, Lord West and Trader himself, they started off the long and crazy adventure.

This team was given certain jobs to do while they were in duty. Chip was “The Virus”, we called him this because he spread the information like a virus spreads. Lord West was the “I’m only here because I have nothing else to do”, title explains itself. I, the mastermind behind the operation was known as the “I’m only doing this because I have no friends and It’s summer, so i’m inside all day”.

It all started when Phin was going around begging for powers, when “The Team” asked what she would do to get powers, she suggested some things that nobody would of thought someone like Phin would say. Chip, being one of the richest in the community on xats, was targeted first by Phin. She would beg him day and night for powers and kept saying she would do anything for xats.

After a week of back and fourth talking between The Team and Phin, Phin started to send pictures to members of The Team. The Team, being completely unprepared for this, stopped all communication with Phin afterwards, nobody wanted to be apart of it.

Soon after this, all of the drama died down between Phin and The Team, but something made it come back. Trader, thinking he was untouchable from the outside world behind his computer, messaged the mother of Phin saying he was a 40 year old and was dating Phin in real life. After a few hours of back and fourth talk between Trader and the mother of Phin, she stopped replying. Trader thought it was over..what a good prank he thought.

A few months go by, nobody is talking about Phin anymore and it all died down. It started off a normal Monday in November, woke up, went to school, go to all my classes. After 3 periods go by, I got a text message that I never thought I’d see.

” T***, there are 9 cops here looking for someone named ****** *****, do you know who that is?  Call me right now.”

After receiving the text message, I was worried and confused. 9 cops were in my house over Club Penguin and I couldn’t do anything about it. I responded playing dumb acting like I didn’t know what was going on, which I clearly did.

“Who’s ****** *****, I can’t call you i’m in Science Class”

Playing dumb and hoping the cops would just leave my house without taking anything didn’t work well for me. Next I received this.

“Come home after school right away, we’re not mad at you we need to talk. They’re looking at your computers.”

This is where I began to sweat because my computer was full of Club Penguin and It was overall embarrassing. I also hadn’t cleared my search history in month. After coming back home, I was surprised to see no cops at my house. Apparently they had left and would be coming back the next morning. This gave me time to think about what I was going to say.

The next day came along and I woke up around 9:00 AM EST, when I walked down stairs in my spider man pajamas to make some coffee, I was greeted to see a 6’5 probably 280 pound man with a gun attached to his side. After a few minutes of a poor conversation with him with all my answers being “Y-yes” “I-I U-understand” “W-w-w-won’t happen a-again.”, I was told that they had copied my hard drives and were looking through them, to this day I have no idea if they found anything, I always wonder if they will show up again.

Is Phin the real victim? Did Trader deserve to be raided? Will the cops ever return?

Tell us in the comments!


Editor in Chief


36 Responses

  1. It was just a prank tho, amirite


  3. Rip

  4. prank sometimes failed

  5. They found your porn stash, bruh

  6. no they found his evidence against swat. At least thats what he told me :/

  7. Trader, you’re the most biased CPAC reporter in all of CPA. If you think this is funny, you’re wrong. This was a stupid move. I really hope something knocks you senseless because you obviously lack common sense. None of that was even true, no matter how “real” it was. I know the real story, and I know everything that happened. You take sh*t too seriously. Just because someone sends edited pics, doesn’t mean it was them. I don’t care how many downvotes this comment gets either. I’m simply making a point, or at least attempting to get it through your fat head. Once you gain your chromosomes, and gain some common sense, let me know. I really don’t care what this community thinks anyways, as Club Penguin is for 10 year olds. I didn’t know you were so interested in CP Armies. You’re 15. Grow up and get a life.

    The pics weren’t even real. All of it was me attempting to manipulate Trader into giving me xats and going about my business. I was wrong. This kid thought he was funny and decided to make it a big deal. You know damn well they were edited. Stop lying to everybody and fess up kid.

    I will probably get downvotes and a bunch of responses saying “LOL BULLSH*T!!” Do I really care? Nah. I don’t even bother checking this site anymore. Trader was all “Phin, did you see my latest CPAC post?” Why do I care? I don’t. Anyone who plays Club Penguin and is over the age of 12 needs to kill themselves, as they have no life and literally nobody at all. Thank you for your time. Grow up kids.

  8. lol

  9. I came on solely to call you fat

  10. Phin, those pictures were disgusting. They aren’t fake because they’re ugly. If you really sent fake nudes you wouldn’t be smart enough to make them seem amateur or ugly. You would’ve sent something from pornhub. We know they’re real, just know that you’re a jewish slut who would do anything for an xat.

  11. Trader i remember that phone call late at night lmfao. We couldn’t stop laughing

  12. Wait, there was a call going on? Why wasn’t I invited? 😦

  13. “Hi, I’m phin im 16 and I got a date at the pizza parlour can’t let that nasty penguin go!” “Anyone over 12 who plays cp needs to kill themselves” you fucking hypocrite why dont you.

  14. gg west

  15. It was a skype call between Trader and I… it was fun

  16. Yo phin. One wouldn’t randomly edit pictures against you just to make you look bad. If that were the case, why hasn’t anyone here got their “edited” noods leaked too? Did someone edit your shirt off? You are really bad at lying. everyone knows your deal.

    Real talk though, ill give you the xats you deserve later’

  17. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO DANG RUDE? It’s just a poor obese 13 year old whale trying to get herself some quick xats!

  18. LMFAO!! I’m actually 15 and I don’t really care about CP anymore. Lol.

  19. Pfft. The pics weren’t me lol. I just cropped pics and sh*t. If you were actually gonna give me the xats, why haven’t you done it yet??

  20. The other hand, its me from the vid. [felt doomed.]

  21. Trader…WTF?

  22. Mercy

  23. Just throwing this out there. If you “don’t really care about CP anymore” then why do you still show up on CPA chats and CPAC posts in the comments? If you really didn’t care, you would have stopped hitting up CPA chats, like Corleone did. You may have even left xat and kept the friends you cared about over kik, like Terminator did. So, you can’t really say you don’t care about CP when you keep showing up in the CPA community. But ya know, don’t gotta listen to me : P

  24. I remember the rumors about all this. Bits and pieces I saw. Now reading the whole thing it makes sense. Gg Trader, West and Chip XD

  25. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  26. I don’t always go on CP chats. I’m normally on social or fex or something like that. The only reason I’m commenting on this cancerous post is because well, it’s got my name in it.

  27. Phin, you comment on other posts too. I never said you always go on CPA chats, but you do come, and obviously you care enough to check CPAC, so you do care about the community. Whether you realize it or not.

  28. Good point. Lol. I don’t always comment as much as I did in November though… I’ve started to care less about CPAC. Besides, armies are getting kinda boring now 😛

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s