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BREAKING: iGamerDude (Carlos) Deported

THERMAL, RF HQ – In a twist of events, I have just received confirmation that the leader of RF, iGamerDude, more commonly known as Carlos, has been deported back to Columbia by President Trump. Read more as I follow this story.

At 10:59 PM EST, border patrol found Carlos in his small apartment where he lived with his nineteen children, one premature grandchild, and his two burros.

They took him away despite the desperate pleas from the burros. The children and one grandchild were all sent to work for Vice President Kanye West. He later wrote a song about his experience being a slave owner, titling it, “New Slaves”.

As of now, the Redemption Force is in shambles.

Reacon is pleading with the Prime Minister of Canada, Ted Cruz, aka the Zodiac Killer, asking for asylum for Carlos or for Cruz to possibly go after Trump.

Null is digging up all of Carlos’ couches, looking for the remains of Carlos’ cocaine so that he can get one last fix before he has to find a new dealer in CP Armies.

At the moment, not much is known about the situtation, but we believe that Carlos is currently on a plane to Columbia, which sources say, is being flown by Elmikey himself.

More information will be added as we learn more. For now I will eat as many tacos as possible before President Trump bans Mexican food too.

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15 Responses

  1. Ight, VOTE4TRUMP.

  2. Wow carlos #Rekt

  3. jumpman jumpman live on TNT i’m flexing WOO!

  4. lol

  5. I don’t understand… .

  6. LMFAO

  7. Rekt

  8. Kys alb.

  9. Same

  10. Best post ever.

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