CPA Central Staff Applications


Are you interested in working for CPA Central, and to have the chance to be a part of the most influential group of people in CP Armies? 

CPA Central has been the leading CP army news provider for 5 years and counting.  We are looking to extend our staff to acquire some of the brightest minds in all of Armies.  You may ask the current staff, CPA Central offers many unique benefits that other armies or news sites cannot offer.

What You Get Out Of CPAC

  • Work at CPAC – You can be a reporter at the biggest organisation in CP Armies, with thousands of views every day. Your posts will be viewed by the whole army community.
  • Staff Pay – If you meet all requirements as a CPAC Staff Member and make 5 posts a month – you will be payed 500 xats every 3 months – meaning over a year you can earn 2000 xats. Bonus payments can be issued as well.
  • Working your way up – You will start as a  reporter, but there always many opportunities to move up the ranking system at CPAC if you are active and consistently post quality reports. Those positions include Associate Producer, Editor-In-Chief, Vice President, Executive Producer… and maybe even CEO?
  • The Staff Site – The staff site is a place where all of the CPAC staff communicate and discuss the development of the site, but also have a lot of fun and some jokes, making it a amazing site to be on. You can see what it is like behind-the-scenes at CPA Central.
  • Media Experience & Writing Practice – The media experience is the best provided in the CP Army Community and the writing practice is an important aspect of modern life that CPA Central can help develop.

CPA Central, along with its partner site SM Army Press, can offer you access to CP Army Worldwide Media.  This website brings the best reporters and administration together to plan and executive plans for both sites.  CPA Central and SM Army Press are the only two sites that can grant you access to this highly exclusive website.

If you are interested in applying to work for CPA Central, comment using the form below:


Email or WordPress Username: 

Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP):

Previous Media Experience (If Any): 

Example Post:

A good example post consists of 400 words, contains pictures, and has an interview

Good luck, and hopefully we’ll see a lot of new reporters in a short while.



CP Army World Media Vice President


78 Responses

  1. Name: Roccobo2003
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): I work for SMAP
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): CPAE Reporter, SMAP Head Reporter
    Example Post:

  2. Name: Waterkid101
    Email: PC me on xat for it
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): No
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): CPAC Editor, CPWN CEO,
    Example Post:

  3. Name: Antonio
    Email or WordPress Username: antonio960
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): I’m currently in SMAR but i might leave.
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): Sm Army Reports CEO , SMA Times Reporter , MAC Reporter , Cp Army Office Creator.
    Example Post:
    Someone unfortunately defaced most of the pages from CPAO.

  4. Name: Elmikey
    Email or WordPress Username: Elmikey24
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): Yes
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): Thousands of posts in total on several CP Army Sites.
    Example Post: Idk here’s a fun one, I could do better.

  5. Name: Jon
    Email or WordPress Username:
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): Yes
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): SMAP Reporter, experienced blogger and posted for many army sites.
    Example Post:

  6. Name: Huskers
    Email or WordPress Username: xsovietmafia
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): No
    Previous Media Experience (If Any):
    SMAC- Reporter and Philosopher
    CPAF- Reporter
    Example Post:

  7. Do you have a post done by yourself only, not andy?

  8. Name: Sonic

    Email or WordPress Username: sonic11352

    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): I work in CPSC and CPACC, both satire websites

    Previous Media Experience (If Any): CPAC Reporter, SMAC Reporter/Editor, CPAF Head of Site, CPSC Head of Site, CPACC President, SMAP Reporter, CPAT Reporter, CPAIN Reporter, SMAN Reporter

    Example Post: I posted posts on CPAC, please go find them. I had other good posts, but my CPAF and SMAC have been removed.

  9. Name: Crazy tow
    Email or WordPress Username:
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): No
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): SMAC (1 year ago)
    Example Post: I did this really short one before because I was in a little bit of a rush. The tension between the Light Troops(LT) and Army of Club Penguin(ACP) has been rising over the past while. LT has been raiding ACP’s servers over the past weeks only to make the tension between ACP rise. Some people say that LT is asking for war, only LT’s leaders know the truth. Earlier this week LT had come to raid ACP server Breeze but as LT marched through the map little did they know that ACP was there watching and waiting for them. LT was out numbered, three minutes before the battle ended LT logged off.
    After that battle I thought the community might want to know what is happening between the two armies. Here you will see what T.O.T, the Light General had to say.
    Hello T.O.T, how have you been?
    Please tell me, has there been any talks between leaders about starting war with ACP?
    No, not yet.
    What do you think is ACPs weakest part?
    The lack of dinosaurs, if they had more dino’s they’d be stronger.
    If ACP and LT do have a war, who will win?
    Most likely the T-Rex.
    Is the T-Rex owned by LT?
    Nobody owns the T-Rex?
    If you could tame the T-Rex, would you keep him?
    I would let him go into the streets of New York to get whistled at.
    Thank you for your time, have a nice day.
    After interviewing T.O.T I went to ACP’s very own Ahmed ACP 3ic , lets see what he had to say about the subject.
    Hello Ahmed, how has your day been?
    Good, yours?
    Good. Now please tell me, do you think LT and ACP will have a war?
    Possibly, we’ll have to wait and see what happens.
    What do you think is the weakest part of L.T
    Their formations seemed pretty sloppy.
    What do you think ACP’s weakest part is
    It is changeable, sometimes formations, sometimes tactics.
    Who do you think will win the war?
    Thank you for your time.
    After that conversation I decided to ask a member of the army community that isn’t in ACP or LT. Dark Warriors very own Leader, Puf. Let’s see what he had to say.
    Hello Puf, how’s your day ?
    If CP and LT had a war ,who would win?
    Depends ACP would probably win Aus and L.T would win Us

    So there are the thoughts of the army community? Given that LT has better sizes than ACP’s US division do you think that L.T will win the war, or will ACP win with their Ausia division? Do you think there will ever be war, if so who do you think will win? Comment down below.

    Another example writing

    As you look into the dark, damp, filthy alley way you will see two men in a fist fight. One is wearing tattered green pants and a white shirt -soaked in blood- half ripped off. The man stands tall at 6 ft 10 , hunched over, and both fists in the air, getting ready to strike. His name is Robin.
    The other man a few inches smaller than Robin. His clothes tainted with much of his own blood, you can hardly tell what color his clothes are, three teeth missing, face starting to swell, spitting out blood every few seconds, body covered in scars, you can tell he has been in many fights but one thing for sure is that this was the worst fight of his career. He took another jab to his abdomen. He yelled out in pain, no longer being able to hide his emotions. The tears starting coming down his face like running water. Until he drops to his knees and finally blurts out, “Enough!! Stop please!!! May ye spare mercy upon my soul! Don’t ye bloody see that ti-” You hear the clash between Robins foot against his face. The body falls to the floor with a loud thump, motionless, all the emotions gone from his face, the emotions soaked away with the blood.
    Robin looked at the body. You could see a grin creep across his face. The feeling of triumph rushed through his body, the feeling of accomplishment satisfied his thirst for blood that night. Starting to leave the alley, he stopped dead in his tracks and turned towards the body then said quietly, “So easy.” He smirked, then left the alley. Tomorrow the officials will find the body lifeless and colorless, as if his soul had been ducked out of him. The body had more wounds than the night before, it had teeth marks around it’s arms and torso, as though a beast had viciously attacked the body; or so it seemed.
    Robin walked into the the food store, it’s walls were filled with fresh food, as clean as the eye can see. The store owner was at the front desk, his name was Erethal, he wore brown trousers and a green and white vest (the most cleanest clothes you will ever see). The man’s face as soft as the softest carpet, his face as round as an apple, the man over is over weight. He was cleaning the counters until he heard the door open. He was astonished when looked up to see who had entered the door. Robin…
    Robin walked in the door with both of his hands on his pants waist, the man’s astonishment brought a small smile to the his face. “Why hello there Erethal, your late on your payment, why is that? ” A grin came to his face as he picked up a glass whiskey bottle next to him.
    ” W w wh why hello Mr. Robin.” The man sniffled, he took out his hanker chief and blew his nose.” Sorry Robin I I don’t have the Arunes at the moment, but I will have it next week.” He looked as if he was going to have a childish meltdown.
    ” How disappointing, I expected better from ye. Ye should have gotten the money.” said Robin coldly. Robin smashed the end of the bottle against the counter, ” How much do ye think your life is worth?” He cut the tip of his middle finger and sucked the blood. “Ah, refreshing.”
    “I’ll give ye anything! Just don’t take me life, what will me wife say to me son?” He cried.
    Robin turned to walk out the door and stood at a halt and quietly said “Fine I’ll give ye one more-.” Robin turned and threw the bottle at the man’s face.
    ” Arghhhhhhh! ” He yelled out in shock.
    Robin sprinted at him the second he threw the bottle. As soon as Robin came close enough, he grabbed the man’s head and threw his head against the table. He picked the man up with both hands and threw him out the store front window. Robin jumped over the window sill. He kneeled by the man’s face and whispered, “one month.”

  10. Name: ✟Sиøøρч_{ων}_{¢ρšмa¢и-яeρøятeя}✟ Email: Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP):No, but i currently work for cpsmacn Previous Media Experience (If Any): CPSMACN reporter Example Post:i haven’t had the chance to post yet on CPSMACN

  11. Email or WordPress Username:
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): No
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): CPAE
    Example Post:

    Operation: Allied Forces New Alliance Forming?
    The Chaos, Gold’s and Water Vikings have all formed a alliance there main goal is to destroy the Lightning Strikers.
    Here is what I found out from the gold’s site. ‘This army has been stealing Top 10 spots from our allies, and from armies that truly deserve a CPAC Top Ten spot by spamming AUSIA events all the time. They are weakening, and now we will finish these peasants off for their evil leaders. Tondrax, a man of many words, has a bad past with getting people to assist his army and not repaying them back, and I WILL NOT tolerate this, nor will the Allied Forces” Is why they said they did it.
    The Allied Forces is planning on striping the Lightning Strikers of their nation within 2-3 days of invasions with multiple attacks a day. They also said that they will not be there only target, and we will have another army after they destroy them.
    So I decided to go to the other side of the story and figure things out and what is going on. I interviewed KingMondo7 leader of the Lightning Strikers and here is what he had to say about the recent actions coming against his army.
    Interview with KingMondo7
    What do you think started the war between the Lightning Strikers and the Allied Forces?
    King: I have honestly no idea.
    Do you think you guys will win the war between the Lightning Strikers and the Allied Forces?
    King: Well, we do know that the Gold’s, Water Vikings and Chaos are tough armies, but I think we can win if we really come together.
    Are you going to be bringing allies into this war as well?
    King: We may be bringing in allies of our own too, so this should be an interesting war.
    Are you looking to obtain anything from them now that you’re at war with them?
    King: Not really much. Just an interesting experience. This is the first time I was on the front line of a war with these circumstances
    Anything else you want to say or add?
    King: Gold’s, Chaos and WV: Let’s make this a clean war Good Luck. *Salute*
    Thank you for taking the time to let me interview you, have a nice day
    King: You too.

  12. Wtf to above comment

  13. My wordpress is nicjackson888 and pm me if you want to know my email.

  14. What does this last part have anything to do with CP Armies? How do I know you didn’t copy and paste this either.

  15. Seems like that bitch don’t know Pastebin

  16. It’s a bit too much information aha.

  17. All andy did was changge a few colours pretty much all the words are my own

  18. who the fuck you calling bitch you fucking samarlian baldy.

  19. Name: Mkbw50

    Email or WordPress Username: mkbw50

    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): No

    Previous Media Experience (If Any): SMAP, CPAAC, This is BPL

    Example Post:

    Described as an “excellent” post by Andy on the SMAP Staff Site.

  20. Rocky The Orange Hippo Guy

    Subject: Farewell to Common Sense In The CP Army Community

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

    – Knowing when to come in out of the rain;

    – Why the early bird gets the worm;

    – Life isn’t always fair;

    – and maybe it was my fault.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

    His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

    It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

    Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

    Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

    He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;

    I Know My Rights

    I Want It Now

    Someone Else Is To Blame

    I’m A Victim

    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

  21. I can’t really know if your telling the truth or not.

  22. I just linked another post

  23. It’s in Moderation

  24. Name:Gabriel
    Email or wordpress username: Captain20164
    previouse meia expierence: none
    i will not work outside ACPA
    example post:Christmas chaos tournament 2 DW vs. LT who will win duh DW dont tell water kid.Will water kid go real hard on us DW or will he lay down in defeat?

  25. Make a post on CP armies

  26. Oh I just added the last part just cause I wanted to show my story. Plus I wrote this story using my phone during Summer while in my two day car trip. Then I posted on this on a site using my other name ShawnRules819 as seen by my email address. Lastly why would I copy and paste this? Do ya’ll think this story was too good for me or something?

  27. Also the first part of the post was about CP armies

  28. Not you. Chill out.

  29. Damn you lmao

  30. Nobody would believe u wrote that. Lmao

  31. nvm CPAC would be to hard’

  32. Email or WordPress Username: and Bulletprooflove86
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP):Yes
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): I work for my High school newspaper.
    Example Post:

  33. Name: Bulletprooflove86
    Email or WordPress Username:
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP);Yes I will
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): I currently work for my High schools newspaper.
    Example Post:

  34. Name: Dark Lexicon
    Email or WordPress Username:
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP):I’ve been in armies before
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): not any
    Example Post:Hello CPAC fans i would Introduce myself im Dark Lexicon as you can see the Dark Warriors are 1st and LT is 3rd hmmmm what a mystery how that happened the leading armie for several weeks got 3rd and ACP always the runner-up! but today its diffrent oh yes romans and chaos 10th and 9th woah and not a suprise nachos are 6th cuz of zing king! cuz of zing king and that DCP died the nachos are coming loose of all the raids and hacks the part 2 post is coming soon!


  35. i think im stupid

  36. Zak and I will be talking to eachother about who to accept on Saturday, so you have until then to apply

  37. Posted on December 23, 2012 by ๖̶̶̶мaтт.вℓυєѕσ¢кωa1. i.e. not Water.

  38. You moron. Look at the comments. I posted it. All posts from that time were exported under Bluesockwa1 because at that time CPAC site was self hosted but due to DDoS attacks it went back to WordPress

  39. Name: 2funky3
    Email or WP name: 2funky3
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): I have but wont anymore.
    Previous Media Experience: I have worked for my own news site (CP SAF) and I have recently worked for SMAR..
    Example Post: May be a bit short, but on the topic I was working from, this was the most information I could possibly get.

  40. Prepare for autism in the comments!

  41. ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝

  42. There’s already lots of it

  43. Waterkid why dont you be nice for once and dont be stupid and bully other people to make yourself feel good.

  44. Name: Adden433
    Email or WordPress Username: cyg11
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): no
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): SMAC reporter
    Example Post:

  45. Name: Ally75325

    Email or WordPress Username:

    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): no

    Previous Media Experience (If Any): CPSMACN (Small News Center)

    Example Post:

  46. HAHA

  47. Name : Savannah85

    Email or WordPress Username : peachoplayz

    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM ( CPAC,SMAP) : No

    Previous Media Experience : (If Any) CPSMACN

    Example post :

  48. Ally I made that post not you! A proper reporter never cheats by using a post made by someone else to apply.

  49. Armies post y or no.

  50. Name: Legend Saco
    Email or WordPress Username: legendsaco
    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP): cpann
    Previous Media Experience (If Any): I get all A’s in writing
    Example Post:

  51. Andy actually helps you in your posts a ton.

  52. Made by yourself? That post was heavily edited by Andy, Gar and myself.

  53. If this is a serious application, then go and check into a hospital, immediately.

  54. Mkbw, I can confirm that Water is telling the truth. Although it isn’t my decision to make, I believe that Water is perfect for CPAC.

  55. If you want to even be considered for SMAP/CPAC, you need to quit SMAR.

  56. Well, there is certainly no problem with your grammar. It would be nice to see an actual battle report though, something like a PB in Review.

  57. For any CPAC Admins reading my comment, Jon is a perfect author on SMAP. Some of the most high quality posts on SMAP come from Jon. He is certainly worth a spot on the staff.

    Jon, don’t go inactive on SMAP plz. :p

  58. I’ve seen some of your works in the past, Huskers. I’m a fan of it. Good luck with your application, you are a good reporter.

  59. Oh yeah, you do work for CPACC don’t ya. You’re the guy who keeps messing up technical aspects of the site and threatening to move other administrators without consent.

  60. U want me to make another one? If u look at the begining of the post the first part of the example is an army post.

  61. O sorry. Mr smap is being stupid again aka zingbing

  62. What the fuck are you talking about.

  63. …Perfect for making (almost) everyone start shouting “BIAS!!1!1!11!” whenever he posts anything?

  64. Nice post! You need to improve on your grammar though. Also, you’ll need to write a lot more then that if you want to get into CPAC.

  65. Awesome post! There were a few grammar mistakes here and there, but overall it was a great post. We’ll be happy to see you posting on here soon 😀

  66. Pretty nice post. If you can, you should probably use a post of you reporting something as your example post instead of a tournament announcement. Nonetheless, good post.

  67. Good post! We hope to see you reporting for CPAC as soon as possible 😛

  68. Name:

    Email or WordPress Username:

    Do you (or will you) work outside CPAWM (CPAC, SMAP):
    I work in SMAP, but I might leave SMAP soon.

    Previous Media Experience (If Any):
    CPAC Editor In Chief
    SMAP Editor In Chief
    SMAC Vice President

    Example Post:

  69. I’m trying to process this
    I’m trying

  70. Thanks!

  71. stop trying to take credit

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